As far as pizza varieties go, a simple Hawaiian or Meat Lover’s is far too tame for the hilarious restaurant sim Good Pizza, Great Pizza. Here, the customers are always right – no matter how peculiar their requests.

To please these quirky characters (and earn tips), just add the toppings they want, throw the pie in the oven and slice it exactly as they ask. Here’s a taste of the odd orders headed your way:

Toppings: Anchovies

With just tomato sauce, cheese and anchovies, this pescatarian powerhouse comes loaded with omega 3s and a distinct seaside odour. Hold your nose and box it up!

Toppings: One side with all the meats, the other with all the veggies and fruit

Herbivore or carnivore? Satisfy both with this contradictory concoction. Though adding all those toppings takes a while, at least you know this pie’s got something for everyone.

Toppings: None (it’s just wheat pizza dough)

Go straight for the carbs with this minimalist order. Its lightning-fast prep time means more pizzas made – and more tips earned that day.

Toppings: Pineapple, bell pepper, ham, bacon, pepperoni, sausage and olives

With this fancy spin on a classic Hawaiian pizza, the pineapple’s bound to get lost in all those piles of meat. Build carefully!