SLOP FACTORY

The AI Gold Rush

Only for iPhone

Free · In-App Purchases · Designed for iPhone. Not verified for macOS.

iPhone

A satirical game about AI hype & startup culture. Mass-produce AI slop, watch your ethics collapse. SLOP FACTORY - The AI Gold Rush Mass-produce meaningless AI products, surf the hype wave, and watch your ethics collapse in this brutally honest satirical simulator. THIS IS SATIRE A dark comedy game about AI hype, startup culture, and tech industry excess. We're making fun of the system, not endorsing it. THE GAME Generate viral AI slop from 191 pre-generated products with names like "ButterSync," "GriftGPT," and "VibeOptimize." Slap on buzzwords like "AI-Powered Blockchain Wellness" and launch with morally questionable marketing tactics. Watch your company grow from scrappy startup to corporate monstrosity—all while your ethics plummet and your bank account yo-yos between millions and bankruptcy. CORE FEATURES • GENERATE SLOP - 191 satirical AI products with unique icons. Combine 120 buzzwords and 60 modifiers for endless meaningless combinations. • LAUNCH & MARKET - Choose from 45 marketing tactics ranging from "sleazy" to "legendary." Higher cost = more hype, less ethics. • MANAGE CASH FLOW - Revenue takes 5 minutes to arrive, but costs drain EVERY MINUTE. Experience real startup anxiety as you pray money arrives before bankruptcy. • WATCH ETHICS COLLAPSE - Track your descent into corporate villainy with beautiful real-time charts. Go infinitely negative for massive multipliers. • GRIND FOR DOPAMINE - 99 achievements, daily crates, hourly rewards, and 100+ levels. • LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM - Unlock ultra-expensive purchases like "Congressional Lobbying" ($5M) and "Private Island" ($150M). Because why not? HONEST IN-APP PURCHASES Buy SlopCoins™ with brutally honest names: • "Save a Developer" • "The Sucker's Kiss" • "Player Retention Optimization" • "Financial Regret Simulator" At least we're upfront about exploiting you. WHAT WE'RE SATIRIZING AI Hype Cycles - Slapping "AI-powered" on everything Startup Culture - Fake it till you make it (or crash) Predatory F2P Mechanics - Daily crates, energy systems, etc. Tech Ethics - The constant money vs. morals tradeoff Behavioral Manipulation - Apps designed to addict you This game holds a mirror to tech industry absurdities. It's dark comedy with a point. FULL EXPERIENCE • 16 Synthwave/Cyberpunk Music Tracks • Sound Effects • Neon Cyberpunk UI Theme • Smooth Animations • Offline-First (No Ads, No Tracking) • Auto-Save Progress • 100% Playable Without Spending KEY MECHANICS ENERGY SYSTEM - Generate products using energy. Wait for regeneration or buy more with SlopCoins. BURN RATE - Active products drain money every minute. Go broke and they pause. Death spiral is real. SATURATION - Flood the market and watch profits tank. Just like real tech trends! VC FUNDING - 3 free bailouts when broke. After that, you're on your own (or buy SlopCoins). WEALTH TAX - Get too rich? Automatic taxes drain 0.1%-0.3% per minute. Mo' money, mo' problems. RANDOM EVENTS - Corporate scandals, lawsuits, and disasters cost millions. PROGRESSION • 100+ Levels with rewards • 99 Achievements to unlock • Queue System (Level 10+) • Late-Stage Capitalism (Level 50+) • Infinitely Negative Ethics • Power-Ups & Upgrades • Daily & Hourly Crates WHO IS THIS FOR? Perfect for: • Tech workers who get the satire • Fans of dark comedy games • People tired of predatory mobile games • Anyone who's ever said "AI-powered" unironically • Cookie Clicker / AdVenture Capitalist fans BY THE NUMBERS 191 Unique Products 45 Marketing Tactics 220+ Random Events 99 Achievements 100+ Levels 9 Music Tracks 12 Sound Effects 13 Wealth Events (for rich players) FINAL WARNING This game will: • Make you laugh at tech industry absurdities • Stress you out with realistic cash flow • Tempt you with honest in-app purchases • Respect your time and privacy • Not track you, spy on you, or sell your data We satirize surveillance capitalism, but we don't practice it. Free to play. Honestly predatory. Satirically brilliant. Download now and start slopping!

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Provider
  • Matthew Kerr
Size
  • 128.8 MB
Category
  • Simulation
Compatibility
Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
  • iPhone
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
  • iPod touch
    Requires iOS 15.1 or later.
  • Mac
    Requires macOS 12.0 or later and a Mac with Apple M1 chip or later.
  • Apple Vision
    Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
Languages
  • English
Age Rating
13+
  • 13+
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    Profanity or Crude Humour
    Mature or Suggestive Themes
In-App Purchases
Yes
  • Financial Regret Simulator USD 9.99
  • The Sucker's Kiss USD 2.99
  • Player Retention Optimization USD 4.99
  • Dopamine Dose USD 1.99
  • Save A Developer USD 0.99
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Copyright
  • © Matthew Kerr 2025
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