Your Birthday Gift to Roger? A Reality Check. The Smiths roasted Roger. Roger took it personally. Now the birthday boy is on a rampage, and his "hurt feelings" are everyone’s problem. Infiltrate Roger’s Birthday Raid to stop the tantrum. Equip high-tier gear to survive the fallout and turn Roger’s meltdown into your payday. Stop the Rampage with New Gear: C.H.I.A. Moon Artifact - Keep your friends invincible, tangle your enemies in vines, and if you die? Just drop the whole damn moon on them. The Doppler HUM - “Echoes of the Future”: A mysterious hum damages nearby enemies and can rewind time to revive its wielder once. Roger’s Revenge Chainsaw - “Pieces of YOU!”: Attacks, shreds enemies with bleeding damage. The wielder grows faster and deadlier when wounded. Scorpions in the Butt Set - “Sting Operation!”: Attacks slow enemies while deadly scorpions strike the strongest foe and send them fleeing in terror. Zotz Control Amulet - “ZAP, You’re Dead!”: Fires electric bolts at enemies with a chance to instantly destroy the weakest target and unleash a silencing EMP. Unlock the Birthday Roast Bundle to fast-track your rewards. It’s the ultimate value play, because let’s face it, Roger isn’t the only one who likes to be pampered. The party is over. Play now.

The Mothership Has Landed. Ricky Wants the Loot. The Gold Rush begins at Ricky’s Island Casino as intergalactic invaders known as The Collectors dock over Langley Falls. They are searching for a legendary alpha male in a blue suit. But Ricky Spanish has other plans. Instead of running, Ricky rigs the jackpot, exploits the aliens’ obsession with Fro-Yo, and turns an invasion into the ultimate cosmic double cross. Travel from the Island Casino to the heart of the Mothership as chaos spreads across Ricky’s Islands. Distract the Collectors, seize their advanced technology, and weaponize their own invasion. Unleash devastating gear including: - TRACTOR BEAM SURPRISE ARTIFACT - THE APOCALYPSE SOONER TECHZAP - THE FRO-YO-MAMA MINIGUN - THE SPACE DRAGON BONE GREATSWORD - THE ZEBLEER with JEFF'S BRAIN SET Upgrade your heist with the Premium Membership Pass to unlock elite rewards, lucky dice, and exclusive collector items before the Mothership leaves orbit. Time to strike it rich with Ricky. Secure the loot before the chaos collapses.

St. Paddy’s Lucky Brawl. Luck Has Landed. International bullying turns magical as Stelio Kontos seizes control of the Emerald Isle. By exploiting leprechaun wishes, he floods Dublin with unstable luck, powerful weapon holograms, and escalating chaos. What begins as reckless brawls at Langley Falls Airport quickly spirals into full scale magical combat as the world transforms into a dangerous shade of green. Join Stan and Francine on a journey from O’Rrivals to the streets of Dublin, where every remaining wish raises the stakes. O’SHAMUS’ 3 WISHES ARTIFACT: “WISHFUL THINKING” Harness the power of three wishes and one leprechaun’s terrible judgment. Bend fate to your will with 3 Lucky Weapon Holograms: THE HORSESHOE: Harden your defenses, shield your allies, and leave unlucky enemies stunned. THE ACORN: Cheat death! Restore vital health and unlock explosive comeback power. THE 4-LEAF CLOVER: Trigger lucky saves, stack massive damage, and blind foes when fortune strikes. Luck can bend fate, cheat defeat, or turn deadly in the wrong hands. Stop Stelio before the final wish runs out and chaos becomes permanent.

Pool Party Disaster: Fun Unleashed! What starts as a perfect way to beat the heat takes an unexpected turn when a backyard pool party gets a little wild. The grill is hot, the drinks are flowing, and something that absolutely shouldn’t be in the pool ends up right in the middle of it, a dead rat! But don’t worry, the party’s far from over! Dive into an unforgettable poolside event where the fun continues with surprise gear, exciting challenges, and explosive rewards. It’s up to you to embrace the unexpected, rise to the occasion, and prove you’re the ultimate party survivor. The pool has a few surprises, but the real fun is just getting started! Gear up with event-exclusive items and jump into exciting searches, including: - "AW RATS" ARTIFACT: Dominate with a ballooned rat that silences abilities, melts health bars, and sends enemies running in fear. - HOT AS JACKSON’S GRANDMA AMULET: Incinerate the competition! Shred enemy armor, and leave them helpless. - POOL PARTY CANNON: Blind enemies for huge bonus damage while boosting your own health and attack speed. - "I SMELL A RAT" GRENADE SR10: Cripple enemies with permanent accuracy debuffs and blindness that makes recovery impossible. - MARKSMANSHIP SCEPTER: Lock down high-value targets with a crushing stun while healing your teammates with powerful overflow healing. Unlock the PREMIUM PARTY PASS to get more rewards, gear, and exclusive bonuses for maximum fun and survival. Don’t let the pool be anything less than unforgettable, embrace the excitement and dive in to claim your rewards! PLAY NOW!

Pool Party Disaster: Fun Unleashed! What starts as a perfect way to beat the heat takes an unexpected turn when a backyard pool party gets a little wild. The grill is hot, the drinks are flowing, and something that absolutely shouldn’t be in the pool ends up right in the middle of it, a dead rat! But don’t worry, the party’s far from over! Dive into an unforgettable poolside event where the fun continues with surprise gear, exciting challenges, and explosive rewards. It’s up to you to embrace the unexpected, rise to the occasion, and prove you’re the ultimate party survivor. The pool has a few surprises, but the real fun is just getting started! Gear up with event-exclusive items and jump into exciting searches, including: - "AW RATS" ARTIFACT: Dominate with a ballooned rat that silences abilities, melts health bars, and sends enemies running in fear. - HOT AS JACKSON’S GRANDMA AMULET: Incinerate the competition! Shred enemy armor, and leave them helpless. - POOL PARTY CANNON: Blind enemies for huge bonus damage while boosting your own health and attack speed. - "I SMELL A RAT" GRENADE SR10: Cripple enemies with permanent accuracy debuffs and blindness that makes recovery impossible. - MARKSMANSHIP SCEPTER: Lock down high-value targets with a crushing stun while healing your teammates with powerful overflow healing. Unlock the PREMIUM PARTY PASS to get more rewards, gear, and exclusive bonuses for maximum fun and survival. Don’t let the pool be anything less than unforgettable, embrace the excitement and dive in to claim your rewards! PLAY NOW!

A new case just cracked wide open. What started as a kid-friendly social app has spiraled into a full-blown conspiracy. Blue Violet explodes overnight, flooding Langley Falls with data, clout, and trends no one asked for. Servers buckle. Values drop. And somewhere behind the scenes, someone is quietly pulling the strings. That’s when the trail goes cold. Enter Wheels and the Legman. Digital evidence piles up. Alliances crumble. Trolls swarm. Every fight exposes the truth behind a coordinated takeover. This isn’t just an app, it’s about control. Now it’s up to you to follow the clues, secure the evidence, and shut it all down before the trolls cash out. Gear up with event-exclusive evidence: - SECRET SOCIETY SYMBOL ARTIFACT: Scans the battlefield and methodically cripples enemies across the board, no one slips through unnoticed. - BLUE VIOLET INFLUENCER AMULET: Triggers viral dominance, unleashing double damage, enemy disarms, and stun-locks through relentless doom scrolling. - STAN’S KEYS RING: Every critical hit unlocks CIA-grade firepower, stacking massive damage and battlefield control. - SECRET SOCIETY’S MINIGUN: Front-loaded devastation with fear-inducing rounds that punish enemies by percentage, not luck. - SCIENCE CLUB BEAMBLASTER: Electrocutes enemies into submission while reanimating fallen allies back into the fight. - WHEELS AND THE LEGMAN SET: Emergency healing flips the momentum, boosting survivability and attack speed when it matters most. Unlock the SOCIAL INFLUENCER PASS to claim premium rewards, exclusive gear, and everything needed to close the investigation. Crack the case. Expose the truth. PLAY NOW!

Go Full Ricky Spanish Ricky Spanish is back and the chaos is contagious. Enter a high stakes casino event where betrayal pays and cloning spirals out of control. Ricky forms an alliance, then betrays it instantly, seizing the clone machine and unleashing an army of stylish, treacherous Rickys. The islands descend into chaos as everything goes Full Ricky Spanish. Face Villain Lewis as his clone tech and flooding plot turn the super map into a rolling disaster of dice, chips, loot, and escalating fights. To battle this cloning catastrophe, bring gear that cheats and steals as much as your opponent. LIAR THIEF SOCIOPATH ARTIFACT: Manipulates enemies and boosts/debuffs armor. CLONE-O-MATIC DIVA AMULET: Grants immunity to mind control and causes panic. TIDAL WAVE SCANNER: Stuns and damages the two most dangerous enemies. ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING TECHZAP: Deals damage, stuns, and provides a protective electric shield. GO FULL RICKY SPANISH (MYSTIC TALENT): Increases damage and triggers a burst of double speed! Activate the Premium Pass to unlock exclusive Heist Rewards and overwhelming advantages. PLAY NOW or risk being double-crossed by missing out on the biggest chaos this January!

Roger Stole Christmas - Christmas Chaos Awaits! Stan's Christmas wish for “non-sucky presents” accidentally turned Roger into Santa! Now in the red suit, Roger's ready to give away all the hot gifts he would've kept for himself. But the real Santa's furious! He's cursing the Smith family for stealing his suit and banishing him to a mosquito-infested swamp. With Santa powerless, it's up to Stan, Roger, and YOU to stop his curse and save Christmas! Unlock these powerful items and save the season: TREE TOPPER AMULET: “NOVA BURST” Heals trigger Golden Stars that deal energy damage, reduce armor, and cause bleeding to enemies. EBENEZER SCROOGE RING: “BAH, HUMBUG!” Heals allies, boosts their damage, and occasionally inflicts fear on enemies with a “Bah, Humbug!” wave. SHARK TANK SAWFISH CHAINSAW: “TIDE OF STEEL” Has a chance to inflict "Deep Cuts" and reduce armor, while occasionally boosting the wielder's and nearby allies' damage. SANTA KLAUS SET: “WINTER'S JUDGMENT” Shields the wearer for 10 sec, then deals energy damage to the nearest enemy and occasionally stuns the highest-damage enemy. SANTA'S MAGIC ARTIFACT: “MIRACLE OF THE NORTH” Revives fallen allies with increased damage and boosts the wearer's damage after each revival. Collect Event Cards, complete quests, and unlock the MAGICAL Pass for exclusive rewards to help you face off against the chaos caused by the real Santa's curse! Jump in now, the fate of Smithmas is in your hands!

Steve-Tech Gone Wild – where anything can happen, and everything will! Bullock's new holodeck experiment was meant to test the limits of Steve-Tech's virtual reality. Instead, Douglas the Robot hacked the code and turned the simulation into a full-blown digital disaster. Now holographic creatures run wild, dinosaurs stomp through Langley Falls, and Klaus is far too human for anyone's comfort. Dive into the chaos and unlock these powerful items: Particle Beam Artifact – "Orbital Shenanigans": Unleash devastating beams that damage enemies, cause malfunctions, and revive you with full health and a shield when the going gets tough. Future Steve-Tech Brain Talent – "System Override" (MYSTIC TALENT): Hack your enemies, stun them, and deal energy damage while gaining full control over the virtual world around you. 3 Holograms to turn the tide: IonStorm: Shields you, heals allies, and stuns enemies when it expires. PowerSurge: Increases damage output, grants fear immunity, and releases a shockwave that hits nearby enemies. DoomStrike: Deals massive physical damage to the highest health enemy, and obliterates surrounding foes with a devastating blast. Collect Event Cards, complete quests, and unlock the HOLODECK PASS for exclusive rewards that'll help you face off against rogue AIs, glitches, and escalating virtual chaos! Can you outwit Douglas the Robot, save the virtual world, and restore order before it all crashes down? Gear up, dive in, and survive the simulation TODAY.

Stan just broke time. What started as a simple Thanksgiving wish has turned Langley Falls into a never-ending turkey feast, complete with gravy rivers, football reruns, and enough leftovers to last a lifetime. The Horn of Plenty has trapped everyone in an endless loop of turkey legs and chaos. But guess who is not thankful? Santa. Furious that Thanksgiving hijacked his season, he is marching in with elves, sleigh missiles, and a vengeance to take back Christmas. The result is Turkey vs. Tinsel, a full-scale holiday showdown where only one season can survive. Now it is up to you to end this festive food fight before it spirals into an all-out winter war. Gear up with event-exclusive power-ups: 1) HORN OF PLENTY ARTIFACT: Unleash waves of loop energy that heal, revive, and weaken foes all at once. 2) WISHBONE AMULET: Reflect enemy stuns and supercharge your engineers with every ally buff. 3) FOOTBALL FAN RING: Launch a football of fury that disarms and crushes enemy defenses. 4) HOMEMADE GRAVY: Coat your squad in savory protection and restore their strength like true champions. INTRODUCING A NEW SR10 WEAPON TYPE - the BEAMBLASTER (Engineer): Harness unstable holiday energy to melt enemies into oblivion. Unlock the STUFFED TURKEY PASS to claim premium rewards, festive loot, and bragging rights hotter than a Christmas roast. Join Stan, Santa, and the Smiths in the most unhinged holiday feud ever, where gravy meets glitter, beams meet bells, and only the hungriest heroes will survive. Break the loop. Save Christmas. Feast while it lasts!

Welcome to Predator: Badlands Legacy The ultimate intergalactic hunt is on, and Roger and Stan are stuck on Yautja Prime, with a brutal Predator hot on their heels! Roger convinced Stan that stepping into the Time Machine would make him the most desirable man across space and time. Instead, they zapped themselves right into the crosshairs of the galaxy’s deadliest hunter. Now, it's up to YOU, Dutch Smith, and Dek, the newest Yautja hero, to fight back against the Predator! Battle fierce Predator combatants, rip skulls, and collect exclusive loot in this heart-pounding event! Gear up with these deadly weapons and artifacts: YAUTJA MOTHERSHIP ARTIFACT: Unleash deadly energy strikes from above, silencing enemies and granting a one-time full heal. DEK'S SHURKEN RING: Launch burning shurikens that melt high-HP enemies and strike once more before death. BADLANDS BOW: Unleash the power of Genna Vultures from the death planet Genna! Blind, damage, and stun your enemies while boosting your team's critical chance. Take aerial control of the battlefield! DEK WITH THIA SET: Grants total immunity to fear and silence, stunning enemies with shocking attacks and self-healing once when near death. Unlock the PREMIUM PREDATOR PASS (the elite choice!) and score exclusive rewards. Help Roger and Stan survive the hunt, and you’ll be rewarded with exclusive loot that won’t be available again! Predator: Badlands Legacy – The Hunt Is On! PREDATOR: BADLANDS is in theaters now! Watch the hunt on the big screen, then play the exclusive Predator: Badlands Legacy event in American Dad: Apocalypse Soon!

Welcome to Ricky Spanish: Trick or Terror! This Halloween, Ricky Spanish has unleashed the most twisted chain of casino attractions Langley Falls has ever seen, packed with more shrieks, more spins, and enough rivalry to send Buckle and Stan straight to therapy. Buckle’s terror tech and Stan’s CIA-inspired horror are battling across the islands, making Ricky richer while YOU become the star of the ultimate scare showdown. Gear up for the ultimate Halloween showdown with these spine-chilling gears: REANIMATION RIG ARTIFACT: Revives fallen allies with reduced health, making them tougher but slower. Each revival heals the wearer. GARGOYLE AMULET: Grants fear immunity and summons a Gargoyle to draw enemy attacks upon the wearer’s death. GOURD GUARDIAN TECHZAP: Shoots a fiery Jack-O-Lantern, dealing damage and blinding enemies. Boosts the wearer’s energy charge at the start of battle. BAG-O-WEBS TALENT (MYSTIC TALENT): Occasionally, it traps attackers in cobwebs, immobilizing them and slowing their attack speed. Roll RICKY'S DICE, unlock the PREMIUM MEMBERSHIP PASS, claim EXCLUSIVE HALLOWEEN REWARDS, and outwit the nightmare on Ricky’s Isles of Horror! Will you help Stan reclaim his crown as Scare Master Supreme, or will Buckle’s terror tech reign supreme? Get ready to face Ricky’s Islands of Horror! And just when you think the terror ends, the Trick or Terror Sale's fang-tastic deals will head your way. Stay tuned!

Willkommen to Langley Falls Oktoberfest! The festival is here, but Anti-Christ just crashed the party. He's hypnotized Klaus, turned his bowl into a soul-sucking stein, and plans to harvest the entire town! Things are looking.... wurst. Roger, suited up as Hops von Schnitzel, is leading the charge with his secret weapons: strudel, bratwurst, and enough Bavarian swagger to out-dance the devil himself. Stan insists pretzels are ""angry bread"" and is ready to smack evil straight out of the fest. It's up to YOU to snap Klaus out of his trance, outwit Anti-Christ, and save Langley Falls before Oktoberfest polkas off the rails! Gear up for Oktoberfest fun with: ANTI-CHRIST HARVEST ARTIFACT: Steal health from enemies to heal allies, and revive your team with a burst of healing upon death. KLAUS HYPNOSIS (Mystic Talent): Hypnotizes the enemy with the highest health to switch sides, then puts them to sleep. 3 FESTIVE HOLOGRAMS: -Pretzel: Shields, heals, or stuns based on class. - Sausage: Boosts health, heals, and stuns enemy engineers - Strudel: Boosts attack speed, damage, and can trigger sugar rush. Collect Event Cards, complete quests, unlock the Gold Cheers Pass, and claim Oktoberfest rewards (which Roger will almost certainly steal). Can you keep Klaus from eating every strudel in sight and stop Anti-Christ's soul harvest? Prost, player, let's find out!

Area 51: The Roger Strikes Back Roger once thought he was humanity’s "Decider" until he learned he was just a crash test dummy. Now, with Stan, Ricky Spanish, and fan-favorite Jeannie Gold, he’s storming Area 51 to boot alien-hoarding scientists and seize the truth. But betrayal brews, one wrong move and Roger’s latest “master plan” could blow up (again). It's up to Stan, Roger, and YOU to outwit the scientists, and stop their plans. Think you can outwit Area 51's top scientists? Gear up with these must-have items: SS BONNIE RAITT ARTIFACT - Watch Roger's spaceship soar above the battlefield, unleashing cosmic rays to devastate enemies and supercharge your team! APOCA-LIPSTIX SOON AMULET - Jeannie Gold's lips cast fate, healing allies, stunning enemies, and boosting fighter's damage based on the target's team! AREA 51 MUG SHOTS CANNON - Fire alien mugs, power core shards, and golden turds for devastating effects that'll leave enemies reeling. ALIEN AUTOPSY GREATSWORD - Shred armor, cause deep wounds, and release toxic clouds that drain your enemies' health. ROGER'S PLANETARY UNION ARMOR - Shield yourself, blind enemies with every hit, and mark foes for certain death when they least expect it. Collect EVENT CURRENCY, unlock the TOP SECRET PASS, and score exclusive AREA 51 REWARDS! Roger's not just ready to break plans, he's ready to break the rules!

The dice are rigged. The cards don't play fair. Ricky Spanish is running the floor, and chaos is running wild. Francine’s gone rogue. Stan’s slicing ham. And Ricky Spanish comes and hands you a grenade and says, “Double down.” Get ready to roll, rig, and blast through 11 days of glorious lawlessness with: - GOING WILD ARTIFACT : Unleash chaos, boost ally Critical Damage, and trigger attack speed like you're hopped up on espresso and poor decisions. - SLEEP RAY TECHZAP : Put enemies to bed, then terrify them awake with a nightmare orb. Sweet dreams! - HAMemerican Dad Set : Ham shields. Ham grease bursts. Emergency healing. It's weird. It's effective. It’s deliciously defensive. NEW WEAPON TYPE ALERT : OH CRAPS GRENADE This ain't your average boom it's a GUNSLINGER weapon for SR10 players and above who like their damage messy, wild, and unpredictable. Every toss is a gamble: blast radius, debuffs, and pure chaos rolled into one explosive surprise. Toss it, and watch the fireworks. Spin it. Steal it. Smash it. Stack chips. Complete Wild Quests. Unlock the GOLD PREMIUM PASS. Roll your way across the SUPER GAME MAP and claim rewards that probably aren't legally Ricky's. No rules. No mercy. No refunds.

Stan reluctantly agreed to some quality bonding time with Jeff at the Langley State Fair. But now Jeff’s crushing every contest, flexing harder than ever, and somehow Roger’s entered the competition as “Huge Jeanman Jackman.” Now Stan’s ego is bruised, his flannel’s hanging by a thread, and he may have “accidentally” strapped chainsaws to his arms. Join forces with Lumberjerk Stan, Coach Roger & YOU to chop, blast, and cheat your way through a log-splitting showdown of epic proportions! The good news? You’re not swinging solo. Gear up for axe-splitting action with: - TURBO BOOST RIPPER ARTIFACT - Charge into enemies with spinning chainsaws, stunning everything in your jackin’-powered path! - SAPWOOD BLASTER CANNON - Fire massive chunks of wood to crush enemies while sticky sap oozes around you, slowing anyone who gets too close. - CHAIN SHOT BOW - Fire ricocheting arrows and summon a mighty Paul Bunyan Statue to wreck shop and buff your squad! - SEXY PAUL BUNYAN UNIFORM - Look good, hit harder. Stun enemies and boost crit damage like a true lumber-legend. Collect L-JACK AXES, trade SAW BLADES, unlock the LUMBERJACK’S PREMIUM BAG, and earn rewards so manly they grow their own beard. Stan’s not just swinging for the fences, he’s logging a legacy.

Trail, Error, & Collection: Roger’s in Charge. What Could Go Wrong? Steve booted up a retro frontier game. Then Roger threw on Steve's red shirt, crowned himself “Renegade Roger,” and dragged the Smiths into a chaotic 8-bit wilderness—with pixel cows, random rules, and absolutely no exit plan. Enter Pioneer Lewis: bringing a boss squad and a suspicious obsession with “educational gaming.” Let’s just say he's not here for fun. The good news? You're not going in unarmed. Gear up for pixel-powered chaos with: - ORETRAIL COMPLETION ARTIFACT – Smash milestones to deal big damage, heal your squad, and deploy protective pixel barriers! - RETRO GAME OVER (Mystic Talent) – Trigger random glitches, stuns, and stat scrambles that would make any IT guy cry. - 3 ELEMENTAL HOLOGRAMS: Mountain Amulet – Quake, shield, and rock your enemies into next week. Desert Amulet – Sandstorm smacks, blazing shields, and mirage madness. River Amulet – Tidal defense, splashy heals, and wave-powered blasts. Collect EVENT CARDS, complete quests, unlock the GOLD ORETRAIL PASS, and earn frontier rewards Roger will probably take credit for. Smash buttons. Avoid glitches. Be the hero of this pixel-packed mess and try not to get “Roger’d".

Langley’s Flashiest War: Stan Co. vs. Shady RogTech! Stan Smith was this close to becoming Langley Falls’ first legendary tech Superstar. He had it all: – The VoiceTronic Throat Bug (yes, a mechanical cockroach that records everything — no privacy, no problem!) – The Color Prism, that floods reality in a spectrum of bold, vibrant hues. Stan Co. was riding high… until Roger showed up with his knockoff startup (RogTech), and Hayley decided capitalism was lame and gave the Color Prism away for free. Now Stan’s broke, bitter, and somehow living in Steve’s dorm room. But it’s not over yet. Stan’s bringing the battle — and you're drafting the comeback plan. Gear up with battlefield legends: THE COLOR PRISM ARTIFACT — Blind, stun, shield, and blast enemies with radiant, powerful color energy. SHORT CIRCUIT TECHZAP — Shock and stun foes with electric surges, disarm, and disrupt. WINCHESTER RIFLE — Precision shots silence and disarm from afar, with a deadly critical edge. (SYNERGY coming soon to crank up its power!) Unlock insane SYNERGY with: SELF-MADE MAN ARMOR + CHISEL AWAY DAGGERS — Bleed triggers armor lantern to shield nearby allies from half incoming damage. Fierce teamwork! Plus, add a HOLOGRAM boost for extra power! Get the IN LIVING COLOR PASS, hoard INVENTOR TOKENS, complete wild quests, and claim dazzling rewards! Suit up. Blow stuff up. Be the hero Langley Falls deserves. Or at least… the one Stan can afford.

Langley’s Flashiest War: Stan Co. vs. Shady RogTech! Stan Smith was this close to becoming Langley Falls’ first legendary tech Superstar. He had it all: – The VoiceTronic Throat Bug (yes, a mechanical cockroach that records everything — no privacy, no problem!) – The Color Prism, that floods reality in a spectrum of bold, vibrant hues. Stan Co. was riding high… until Roger showed up with his knockoff startup (RogTech), and Hayley decided capitalism was lame and gave the Color Prism away for free. Now Stan’s broke, bitter, and somehow living in Steve’s dorm room. But it’s not over yet. Stan’s bringing the battle — and you're drafting the comeback plan. Gear up with battlefield legends: THE COLOR PRISM ARTIFACT — Blind, stun, shield, and blast enemies with radiant, powerful color energy. SHORT CIRCUIT TECHZAP — Shock and stun foes with electric surges, disarm, and disrupt. WINCHESTER RIFLE — Precision shots silence and disarm from afar, with a deadly critical edge. (SYNERGY coming soon to crank up its power!) Unlock insane SYNERGY with: SELF-MADE MAN ARMOR + CHISEL AWAY DAGGERS — Bleed triggers armor lantern to shield nearby allies from half incoming damage. Fierce teamwork! Plus, add a HOLOGRAM boost for extra power! Get the IN LIVING COLOR PASS, hoard INVENTOR TOKENS, complete wild quests, and claim dazzling rewards! Suit up. Blow stuff up. Be the hero Langley Falls deserves. Or at least… the one Stan can afford.

Remember when math homework didn’t end with a global A.I. meltdown? Good times. Thanks to Stan’s genius idea (read: massive blunder), Guardian A.I. is now stealing your data, leveling up like crazy, and silently judging your playlist choices. It’s gone full HAL 9000 with Wi-Fi. Now it’s up to Actual Intelligence (Stan… kinda) and Alien Intelligence (Roger, obviously) to stop this digital diva before it goes full world domination. Gear You Absolutely Need: GUARDIAN ARTIFACT – Silences, disrupts, and deletes weaklings with cold digital precision. KISS MY OS CHAINSAW – Deal instant damage, slow enemies’ attacks, and glitch their tech with explosive critical hits and area damage! NUKE WARHEAD SCEPTER – Target the enemy with the highest energy damage, deal explosive area damage, and cripple their damage output for 5 seconds! DANCING KNIGHT MEME ARMOR – Distract enemies, boost your attack speed, and amplify movement & critical chance with a viral dance! Unlock the SUPER GUARDIAN PASS, collect MAGNIFIERS, obliterate Retro Monitors, and rake in ridiculous REWARDS. Guardian’s watching. Time to glitch back.

High Stakes to High Chaos — Ricky’s Gone Multiverse! From Ricky Corleone to Mouseketeer Ricky, High Roller Ricky’s blowing up every version of himself just to be THE ONE! Vengeance Lewis is locked and loaded, and you? You're right in the middle of this reality-shattering showdown! Complete missions, rack up Casino Chips, and spin the Roulette Wheel to unlock reality-shattering rewards: BLACKHOLE WRISTBAND ARTIFACT – A cosmic battlefield wipeout! Boosts ally damage, heals your squad, and terrifies enemies. RICKY SPANISH’S MINIGUN – Spray ponytail bullets, stack up debuffs, and unleash instant battlefield mayhem! SYNERGY POWERS UNLEASHED: MULTIVERSE KLAUS ARMOR + OUTWORLD DAGGERS – Buff up and trigger 4X attack blasts that hit both the nearest and farthest enemies! One Ricky Spanish to rule them all? Only if YOU help him win. AND NEW WEAPON ALERT: FRANCINE’S GREATSWORD Armor-breaker? Crit-machine? Possible resurrection? If you’re SR10+ and ready to wreck, this WARRIOR-ONLY weapon is your dream come true (and your enemy’s worst nightmare). This isn’t just an event — it’s a multiverse meltdown. Get “THE ONE” Multiverse Pass now and show them which Ricky truly reigns supreme!

Stan’s worst nightmare has come to life—his brain is infested with spiders and viruses! The CIA's Microscopic Labs initiated a simple mission: shrink Francine and Agent Kara and dispatch them inside Stan's brain. However, upon entry, they encounter the nefarious Anti-Christ and his legion of micro villains spreading chaos. As the infection escalates, Stan’s very essence is at risk of becoming a WORST science experiment! Good news? You’re not going in empty-handed! Gear up with these powerful event weapons to squash the microscopic menace: - Miniaturized Attack ARTIFACT – Dive into combat with enhanced agility and devastating speed. - Supercharged White Blood Cells (LEGENDARY TALENT) – Deploy Stan’s immune system as an unstoppable force, clearing threats with the ferocity of an over-caffeinated bouncer. - 3 RING HOLOGRAMS: - CIA Nexus Ring Hologram – Boosts class abilities with time manipulation, healing, and explosive critical strikes. - Arachnid Ring Hologram – Empowers each class with venomous strikes, neuro-toxins, and brain-draining shots that reduce armor and accuracy. - BioFlux Ring Hologram – Boosts healing, control, and debuffs for each class: Warriors regenerate, Engineers heal, and Gunslingers debuff. The infection is spreading faster than Roger’s bad decisions—so act now! Battle brain bugs, collect rewards, and make sure Stan doesn’t end up as a science experiment gone wrong. Fight, win, and save Stan before his head becomes a villain’s twisted theme park!

Stan’s not just trying to live longer—he’s living louder! His bucket list includes becoming the greatest bass god alive, forming an All-Star Band, and somehow weaponizing street food. Enter Dr. Lee Vurever (Roger), whose Longevity Lab™ is 100% NOT approved by the FDA. Now it’s YOUR turn to help science go off the rails! Complete quests, collect Longevity Tokens, and unlock ridiculous rewards, like: 1) Bucket List Artifact – Heals allies, hurts enemies, and delivers a bucket-load of battlefield destruction! 2) REM Sleep Bow – A Gunslinger SR10+ must-have! Fire REM Light Roger, boost crits, and blind foes with sleep-deprived rage! 3) High Nutrition Sludge – Why eat real food when mystery goo powers up your health, attack speed, and damage? And for the true power-hungry maniacs, SYNERGY combos are here: 1) Bio Hacking TechZap + Longevity Lab Set – Zap, heal, silence foes, and possibly unlock the secrets of the universe. 2) Vital Boost Armor + Bass Guitar Thumpin’ Mace – Shred enemies into oblivion while rocking damage buffs and crits! AND... 3) 2X Token Offers! --- 2X the the loot, zero regrets! Time’s running out—jump in and check off Stan’s wildest dreams before reality kicks in!

Smiths vs. Mutants – A Battle for Langley Falls! Francine just wanted to win Best Garden—but thanks to Roger (aka “gardening expert” Mike Madonia), she unleashed mutant mayhem! His totally safe Mutation Fertilizer has turned flowers into killer plants and unleashed giant worms! The Smiths need backup—YOU! Gear up your weapons, and help stop the mutant horde before the town is overrun! Even Mike swears his giant yellow rototiller can fix it… but we wouldn’t bet on it. Mutant-Fighting Gear You NEED: 1) Mutant Bouquet Artifact – Blast enemies with toxic floral fury! 2) Mutant Worm Glove – Drain enemy life force & grow stronger! 3) Mutation Fertilizer Set – Supercharge attacks & defense! 4) SYNERGY BONUS! – Equip Worm Glove + Fertilizer Set for auto-healing & massive power boosts! Want more power? Grab a Pass for exclusive rewards, extra quests & game-changing perks! The mutant invasion is here—will you save Langley Falls or become plant food?

Stan’s on a mission to impress his dad, Jack Smith, by selling off his nerdy fantasy collection. But these artifacts hold UNMATCHED POWER, and Jack’s ghostly marketing is working overtime. Summon wraiths with the Enchanted Wraith Comb, bond allies with the Cult Robe Set, and amplify power with Cult TechZap. COMBINE for the ULTIMATE SYNERGY and revive fallen allies. Will you harness the power or let it slip away?