WHAT THE CAR?
Surprising car adventure
Absurdly silly adventure full of racing, laughs, and surprises. Roll, jump, fly and sneeze your way to victory!
NOT YOUR TYPICAL RACING GAME
You’re a car, but instead of wheels you have legs! Race through hundreds of unique levels by jumping, flying with jetpacks, climbing buildings, delivering packages, and pretty much everything you would NOT expect a car to do.
Hint: Look for hidden shortcuts and avoid explosives
A WORLD TO EXPLORE
It’s not all racing. Explore the many islands to meet new friends, find hidden treasures or try your best at the quirky puzzles.
Hint: Look behind the waterfalls!
CREATE YOUR OWN LEVELS
Make your own wacky levels, share them with friends and family, or climb the leaderboards of quirky levels made by other players.
Hint: Adding cute bears and speed pads that go vroom works every time!
OKAY, IT GETS REALLY SILLY
You’ll be flipping burgers, fishing, swimming, and singing CAR-aoke!
Hint: Don’t try to talk to the laser cow
DISCLAIMER:
This game is for entertainment purposes only and will absolutely not improve your driving skills in any way. Actually, no one on the development team even owns a car.
SPOILER:
A spoiler is apparently a thing you can attach to the back of a car to make it look cool… Who knew?!
Anyways, we hope you enjoy the game! We really enjoyed making it!
more Well, hey there CAR fans!
Boing, boing, boing! At long last, springs have sprung! Is it CAR's birthday? Or is all just a dream? Or both?
This update adds some more dream based adventures for you to discover. Check out our App Store page, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox to find out what’s on in WHAT THE CAR? each week.
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
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5.16.0 13 Mar
Hello CAR fans!
Have you ever had a dream where you were super HUGE? What about teeny TINY? Really? Us too!! Must be a thing...
This update adds some more dream based adventures for you to discover. Oooh, we also updated our Community Spotlight event with brand new player made levels! Check out our App Store page, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox to find out what’s on in WHAT THE CAR? each week.
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
5.15.0 15 Feb
Hello dear drivers! We hope you're having fun playing our seriously silly car game!
This update adds more weekly adventures... Check in the App Store, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox for what’s on each week!
FIXES
- Fixed incorrect Daily Level challenge friend text
- Fixed an issue where the end of level leaderboard would sometimes show “-1”
- Fixed some issues causing stickers, crowns or skins disappearing after uninstalling and reinstalling the game
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
5.14.0 18 Jan
Hello dear Drivers! Thank you for playing our silly car game. We’re always working on improving and adding new features!
We have a STACKED plan for adventures in the next two months, so check in the App Store, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox for what’s on for the week! I got a Develobear to give me the full list and here it is :
CONTENT
- Dreams of ICE CREAM
- Best of Car-mong Us
- Dreams of Distant Planets
- Pinball Madness
- Dreams of The Grind
- Ice To Meet You
- Dreams of Sporty Sports
- Best of 2025
CHANGES AND FIXES
- NEW: Siri Remote support
- Remix templates now unlock when playing a featured player made level. Check the Terminal tab and see your new options for making levels!
- Added achievements for Car-mong Us episode
- Minor tweaks to Level Creator Terminal
- Fixed freezes experienced by some devices running iOS 26
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
5.13.1 FIXES
- Fixed a memory issue which caused some devices to crash
- Fix for not seeing your crowns after re-installing the game
- Fix for the “License to Drive” tutorial not awarding crowns or stickers
- On Apple TV you can now access leaderboards with Siri Remote
5.13.2 FIXES
- Fixed an issue which could cause older devices to get stuck on a black screen on startup
5.13.3 22/12/2025
Hello dear Drivers! Thank you for playing our silly car game. We’re always working on improving and adding new features!
We have a STACKED plan for adventures in the next two months, so check in the App Store, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox for what’s on for the week! I got a Develobear to give me the full list and here it is :
CONTENT
- Dreams of ICE CREAM
- Best of Car-mong Us
- Dreams of Distant Planets
- Pinball Madness
- Dreams of The Grind
- Ice To Meet You
- Dreams of Sporty Sports
- Best of 2025
CHANGES AND FIXES
- NEW: Siri Remote support
- Remix templates now unlock when playing a featured player made level. Check the Terminal tab and see your new options for making levels!
- Added achievements for Car-mong Us episode
- Minor tweaks to Level Creator Terminal
- Fixed freezes experienced by some devices running iOS 26
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
5.13.1 FIXES
- Fixed a memory issue which caused some devices to crash
- Fix for not seeing your crowns after re-installing the game
- Fix for the “License to Drive” tutorial not awarding crowns or stickers
- On Apple TV you can now access leaderboards with Siri Remote
5.13.2 FIXES
- Fixed an issue which could cause older devices to get stuck on a black screen on startup
5.13.2 02/12/2025
Hello dear Drivers! Thank you for playing our silly car game. We’re always working on improving and adding new features!
We have a STACKED plan for adventures in the next two months, so check in the App Store, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox for what’s on for the week! I got a Develobear to give me the full list and here it is :
CONTENT
- Dreams of ICE CREAM
- Best of Car-mong Us
- Dreams of Distant Planets
- Pinball Madness
- Dreams of The Grind
- Ice To Meet You
- Dreams of Sporty Sports
- Best of 2025
CHANGES AND FIXES
- NEW: Siri Remote support
- Remix templates now unlock when playing a featured player made level. Check the Terminal tab and see your new options for making levels!
- Added achievements for Car-mong Us episode
- Minor tweaks to Level Creator Terminal
- Fixed freezes experienced by some devices running iOS 26
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
5.13.1 FIXES
- Fixed a memory issue which caused some devices to crash
- Fix for not seeing your crowns after re-installing the game
- Fix for the “License to Drive” tutorial not awarding crowns or stickers
- On Apple TV you can now access leaderboards with Siri Remote
5.13.1 21/11/2025
Hello dear Drivers! Thank you for playing our silly car game. We’re always working on improving and adding new features!
We have a STACKED plan for adventures in the next two months, so check in the App Store, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox for what’s on for the week! I got a Develobear to give me the full list and here it is :
CONTENT
- Dreams of CHEESE
- Oops, All Boosters!
- Dreams of ICE CREAM
- Best of Car-mong Us
- Dreams of Distant Planets
- Pinball Madness
- Dreams of The Grind
- Ice To Meet You
- Dreams of Sporty Sports
- Best of 2025
CHANGES AND FIXES
- Remix templates now unlock when playing a featured player made level. Check the Terminal tab and see your new options for making levels!
- Added achievements for Car-mong Us episode
- Minor tweaks to Level Creator Terminal
- Fixed freezes experienced by some devices running iOS 26
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
5.13.0 13/11/2025
You know that feeling when a shiver runs down your neck for no reason? That's the feeling of a new WHAT THE CAR? update sneaking up on you. Ooky spooky season is upon us and that means we are firing up the pumpkin-scented candles and brushing the dust off the old ghost machine. Drag your bones into the game during October and hunt some ghost or dream of bags full of candy. We've got a stacked month for you full of chills and shrieks so be sure to check in every week for something new and creepy - and perhaps you unlock a new, haunting skin to reward you for your ghost hunting skills.
On another note, we've also added the following (not scary) improvements to the game:
- Car-mong Us is now Episode 10 so you can play or replay it whenever you want
- The Level Creator terminal got a big visual upgrade, making it much easier to get an overview of all the great levels you have yet to play
- The Driving Instructor has taken control of the Level Creator and he wants to make sure you have your license, so let him teach you how to make excellent levels
We're always working on new updates and events. While you wait, here are some spooky-time autumn decor tips for your car:
- Pick up some dry leaves next time you're outside and scatter them in your car
- Peel the skin off of some grapes and leave them on the dashboard like scary eyeballs
- Lick a lollipop good and sticky, and wrap a white napkin around it for an instant spooky ghost on a stick. Perfect for long car rides.
- Squeeze an empty toilet paper roll in the middle to make it look kinda like a bat. Hang it in your car to scare friends and neighbors.
5.12.0 03/10/2025
Hotfix version 5.11.2: Fix to the optional racing timer being just a liiiiittle bit too slow
This update is for those of you who like competing on leaderboards and shaving seconds off of your best time.
If you head into the settings, you'll find a button called "ghost". Enable that to see your own best time in all levels so you can optimise your racing strategies. In addition to that, you can also toggle a racing timer. So put on your squeekiest sneakers and get racing!
Remember that you can check in every week for a new special in the elevator. We're busy dreaming up new themes so if you have a good idea, don't hold back, let us know - what are you dreaming of?
5.11.2 06/09/2025
This update is for those of you who like competing on leaderboards and shaving seconds off of your best time.
If you head into the settings, you'll find a button called "ghost". Enable that to see your own best time in all levels so you can optimise your racing strategies. In addition to thatt, you can also toggle a racing timer. So put on your squeekiest sneakers and get racing!
Remember that you can check in every week for a new special in the elevator. We're busy dreaming up new themes so if you have a good idea, don't hold back, let us know - what are you dreaming of?
5.11.0 28/08/2025
zzzZZzzz... car? CAR? You're sleeping on the job again! You have racing to do!
In this new update, we bring to you a brand new concept: Car Dreams! Every second week, the Car takes a good, long, well-deserved nap and dreams up strange dreams. Dive into the Car's dreams and experience how race tracks and roads bend and shape around whatever the Car dreams of. Car dreams of cheese? Levels will be full of holes! Car dreams of falling? Levels will make you drop. Check in every other week to see what the Car will dream up for you.
And as if that wasn't enough, now you will find new content in the "Specials" elevator every week! Make sure you check in every Friday for a new challenge, adventure or surprise.
5.10.0 23/07/2025
Ding dong! What's that at the door? It's the delivery of the wardrobe you ordered. We'll just put it right here in your home hub. Now you can see all your flashy car paints in the same spot - and change between them whenever you want.
And another awesome thing: From now on, there's a different special in the elevator every 14 days. Make sure you come back and check in every Thursday!
5.9.0 05/06/2025
A car, a crewmate and a seagull walk into a fungle... if you think that's the beginning to a bad joke, you're right.
Right now, you can play some of the best Car-mong Us themed levels made by other players, as well as take a dip in the deep, dark, yellow waters of the fungle in this brand new area.
Also! Do you want every daily level to be a brand new experience? Now it is. Every day. Forever! We've given the daily levels an overhaul and now you'll be served a completely new daily level made by other players every day.
Also also! We fixed a whole bunch of bugs, including one where the dum stickers were too dum to even display anything.
We're always working on new stuff so keep writing us with suggestions for the next updates or collaborations - we love that stuff!
5.8.2 20/05/2025
A car, a crewmate and a seagull walk into a fungle... if you think that's the beginning to a bad joke, you're right.
Right now, you can play some of the best Car-mong Us themed levels made by other players, as well as take a dip in the deep, dark, yellow waters of the fungle in this brand new area.
Also! Do you want every daily level to be a brand new experience? Now it is. Every day. Forever! We've given the daily levels an overhaul and now you'll be served a completely new daily level made by other players every day.
Also also! We fixed a whole bunch of bugs, including one where the dum stickers were too dum to even display anything.
We're always working on new stuff so keep writing us with suggestions for the next updates or collaborations - we love that stuff!
5.8.0 01/05/2025
What's that suspicious smell? Could it be... an Among Us crossover special? Bet your beans it is!
An the engine of an unnamed spaceship has been struck by a meteor and of course it's your job, little car, to get it fixed. Untangle spaghetti wires, divert power from somewhere to somewhere else, and keep an eye out for any weird behavior. If you just stand very still in the corner, the imposter probably can't get you.
In the new Car-mong Us update, you'll find:
- 6 new levels
- 3 cars for the Level Creator
- Lots of secrets
- Skins skins skins for beans beans beans
We love hearing from you guys! Write us and let us know which game we should shove inside our own game next!
5.7.1 15/04/2025
What's that suspicious smell? Could it be... an Among Us crossover special? Bet your beans it is!
An the engine of an unnamed spaceship has been struck by a meteor and of course it's your job, little car, to get it fixed. Untangle spaghetti wires, divert power from somewhere to somewhere else, and keep an eye out for any weird behavior. If you just stand very still in the corner, the imposter probably can't get you.
In the new Car-mong Us update, you'll find:
- 6 new levels
- 3 cars for the Level Creator
- Lots of secrets
- Skins skins skins for beans beans beans
We love hearing from you guys! Write us and let us know which game we should shove inside our own game next!
5.7.0 09/04/2025
Are you ready for Daily Missions? Then put on your running shoes, your biggest and floppiest hat, your longest scarf, your flashiest sunglasses, your underpants outside your normal pants... wow, you look really goofy now. But you are definitely dressed for Daily Missions! Every day you can now win the right to display a stunning trophy in your home by winning three gold crowns on special levels we have selected for you.
On top of that, we have updated the Car-azy Wind content which now has even more breezy levels for you to blow through.
Please keep sending us your ideas for future updates and features to add to the game. We're always working to improve the game and we love hearing from you.
5.6.0 05/03/2025
Coming to you fast and full of nyoom! In this update, we challenge you to make levels full to the brim with boosters boosters boosters!
We've added more super-speed cars for the all-boosters level creation challenge so don't drag your feet or you'll get left behind.
Also in this update:
- We've swapped episode 2 and 3 around - now you gotta WORK before you can SPORT
- We are welcoming more bears in episode 2 so go and say hi!
- When you've played a community level, we will now serve you a similar one so you don't have to hunt for one on your own
We've got something big cooking, too, so stick around and watch for updates.
5.5.0 05/02/2025
Happy New Years, drivers!
We hope you made it to 2025 with your legs still on. In this update, we bring you 24 of the best user-made levels from 2024. You'll find in the Specials elevator - look for "Best of 2024".
We've also fixed a broken achievement so you should now, in fact, be able to get the gang together.
Stay tuned for more delicious updates and Specials - and write us to let us know what you want to see!
5.4.0 08/01/2025
Just in time for the holidays, we're back with the Ice To Meet You special, but this time with:
- Twice as many fun ice and snow themed levels
- An additional car to make slippery levels with
- More secrets to discover and bad puns to roll your eyes at
- Play the updated version from December 5th
- Fixed an issue with the painting minigame in the party room!
We've also updated the tutorial so for those of you starting a new game, you'll play a series of updated levels and see a special custom cutscene welcoming you to Episode 1.
Tip: For this holiday season, remember to set out a fresh bowl of porridge behind your house as a snack for the wild cars. Cars appreciate something yummy as much as you and me so show them some love during this festive month.
5.3.2 09/12/2024
Just in time for the holidays, we're back with the Ice To Meet You special, but this time with:
- Twice as many fun ice and snow themed levels
- An additional car to make slippery levels with
- More secrets to discover and bad puns to roll your eyes at
- Play the updated version from December 5th
We've also updated the tutotial so for those of you starting a new game, you'll play a series of updated levels and see a special custom cutscene welcoming you to Episode 1.
Tip: For this holiday season, remember to set out a fresh bowl of porridge behind your house as a snack for the wild cars. Cars appreciate something yummy as much as you and me so show them some love during this festive month.
5.3.0 22/11/2024
Like a meteor in the sky, the new update is coming in hot!
-Aliens abducted so many cows that they now have their own land…in space! Check out the "Cows in Space" special and play our new levels in a brand new environment, where gravity is a lie.
-Is it just us or do the cows look a lot like secret agents?? It looks suspicious if you ask us...
-It's a new place with new faces and new obstacles, which means...a new palette to make levels with! You can even place black holes in your levels now. Use in moderation of course!
We hope this update will bring you a lot of fun, we sure had some while making it, mooOOoo!
Improvements: We fixed a few little things here and there, adjusted some gold times and moved some bananas from here to there.
5.2.0 11/11/2024
Like a meteor in the sky, the new update is coming in hot!
-Aliens abducted so many cows that they now have their own land…in space! Check out the "Cows in Space" special and play our new levels in a brand new environment, where gravity is a lie.
-Is it just us or do the cows look a lot like secret agents?? It looks suspicious if you ask us...
-It's a new place with new faces and new obstacles, which means...a new palette to make levels with! You can even place black holes in your levels now. Use in moderation of course!
We hope this update will bring you a lot of fun, we sure had some while making it, mooOOoo!
5.1.0 01/11/2024
We're always working on new updates and events. While you wait, here are some spooky-time autumn decor tips for your car:
- Pick up some dry leaves next time you're outside and scatter them in your car
- Peel the skin off of some grapes and leave them on the dashboard like scary eyeballs
- Lick a lollipop good and sticky, and wrap a white napkin around it for an instant spooky ghost on a stick. Perfect for long car rides.
- Squeeze an empty toilet paper roll in the middle to make it look kinda like a bat. Hang it in your car to scare friends and neighbors.
5.0.3 03/10/2024
*Sniff sniff*. Is that the smell of a new update? Ooooh yes.
- In this update, we will show you how video games are really made (which is really hard to do when you don't have opposable thumbs). Check out the "Meet the Developers" special and come say hi to us!
- If you are feeling like exploring, bears from all over the game now have more stuff to say and are much more alive (hey, bears, wake up!).
- We also added some gigantic scissors to the game... not gonna tell you where. Hehe.
- A lot of cars got little adjustments to make them feel much nicer to drive.
- Fixed a bug where you could accidentally pick up and delete THE ENTIRE OCEAN.
As always, we're working hard to make new updates for you. Yes, you. Stay tuned for more.
4.2.0 04/09/2024
Well, hey there CAR fans!
Boing, boing, boing! At long last, springs have sprung! Is it CAR's birthday? Or is all just a dream? Or both?
This update adds some more dream based adventures for you to discover. Check out our App Store page, Specials Elevator or Rupert the Mailbox to find out what’s on in WHAT THE CAR? each week.
See an issue? Send us a poem about ducks? What’s your favorite bear?
Write us on car_support@triband.net
HOOOOOONK HONK!
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