Before this game, I was living on the street. I had no bed, or food. Everyone who stopped by at me just laughed. I was desperate to aspire to something great. It was 12:30, on a Saturday. I was lying on the street, with no clothes, cold and depressed. And then, I saw something, flashing in the dark. I crawled towards it. It was a mobile phone. It was clearly unwanted, and the air was getting humid. It was going to rain, so I rescued the phone, and planned to give it back after the rain passed.And so I waited. I didn’t take much notice to the phone. I was bored, so I looked at it. The app that was open was so strange: the cover was a goat. I pressed a button on the screen; “play”.What came next filled my heart with an unimaginable joy. I felt like I was soaring, and that I could do anything. My spirit felt like it was leaving my body. Was I dead? I didn’t care. This kind of happiness is the kind that no money can buy.I felt like I was floating, and then, I slowly got grip of reality again. The depressing and sorrowful reality. I didn’t recognise the place I was in, before the enlightening. I was in a mansion!I looked down at my hands: it was clean and civil, not dirty and scarred. I looked at my Rolex. It was only 12:40. It felt like hours, even days.Was I dreaming? Or dead? I pinched myself, and nothing happened. I felt pain, just as normal. This is my life now. From a homeless bum, to a rich and wealthy man.I highly recommend this game. Rich or poor, male or female, this is top quality entertainment. It feels like real magic!

This game is amazing, I have it on my Xbox and I spend hours playing. The only problem is now I don’t have any storage to play the game on my iPad so I have to say goodbye to Goat Simulator Pocket Edition. It was fun being a member of the Goat Simulator Pocket Edition community whilst it lasted. I will still be a player on Xbox but this is my goodbye to it on mobile. To everyone wondering to get this game, get it. It is an amazing game with a lot of things to smash and explode and explore. 5 stars from me. Keep up the great work. -Farewell, Leah😔

I quite literally am HATING on this game right now. I am on my last nerve. Initially I loved this game and couldn’t get enough of it, then the glitches started. At the moment I can’t even access the app. It won’t let me tap on it or play it even though I consistently pay for my Apple Arcade subscription. I have tried multiple times to try and get coffee stain to improve their game but it really seems as if you don’t care. Even inside the game there are glitches that really urk me. ie. the fact you can’t get into the Halloween game area if it’s not Halloween what’s up with that? It’s school time in the Halloween period! No one is going to be playing this game instead of trick or treating. So, yeah, coffee stain, I am seriously angry at the fact that you have shown next to no initiative in trying to fix this game and am seriously disappointed.

I really love this game. But the fact that each world has a limit of like 5 mins, just drives me crazy because it means that once you have completed the mission to get all the trophies, you basically have nothing else to do in there but just run around going places you’ve been to at least a thousand times 😕. If Coffee Stain and the other people who created this game could at least maximise the time limit on the other worlds except for the ones that can be bought as separate apps, that would make the game at least a billion times better than it already is. Hope you read this!!!